Behold the view of my front yard, for example:
You know you are no longer in the city if you have a large flatbed trailer sitting not just in front of your house, but on your actual front lawn. Doesn't get much more countrified than this, unless......
you happen to have a big, rusty tractor in your back yard, which we do, of course.
And it gets better.....
Our kids have taken to playing for hours on the flatbed trailer and the logs that are all over our yards.
Convinced yet that we are no longer city folk? If not, the following picture should cinch the deal.
Yes, yes, in fact, my kids often run outside barefoot to play on the trailer.
I won't even mention that Danny routinely pees outside, because that would just be showing off.