Because I have nothing more intellectually stimulating to think about, I have been thinking of new Care Bears to add to the list. Here are some of my ideas. Tell me what you think.
** Hormonal Bear. It would definitely be female and on her tummy I think there would have to be some chocolate and a frowning face that is crying....
** Road Rage Bear. This one carries a steering wheel and has a car and expletive signs all over his belly, like this: *&%$#.
** Compulsive Eater Bear. Defintely has some kind of food on her stomach, ice cream cone, perhaps?
** Stinky Bear. This one is most assuredly male! On his belly badge I think there would be a bar of soap (or stick of deoderant) that is crossed out. Yeah, that sounds good.
Well, these are turning out to sound even more cynical than I had anticipated. I do not mean to besmirch the name of Care Bear. Not at all. I have high regard for those bears who care. They have been keeping my kids entertained for months now. Even when the kiddos are not watching the shows, they are acting them out. Just today, Charlotte said she was Grumpy Bear and when I said I was Funshine, Danny said no, actually I am Grizzle, the really bad, meany pants villain. So that is where I stand in my house.